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ParanormalActivityTheMarkedOnesMain Cast: Andrew Jacobs, Jorge Diaz, Gabrielle Walsh

Review: 2 out of 10 stars.

Dumb and yawn movie pretty much sums it up an otherwise horredy. But it’s actually more a dumbedy.

This is not part of the PA series but a spinoff. Only a minute of Katie. It’s like a PG horror flick, no surprises at all. The movie felt like a roller coaster ride, physically, backwards for an hour and a half. It prepped you for all the scary stunts, then produced nothing other than the motion sickness Blair Bitch 2.0. You kept thinking there’s more but there’s nothing other than some animal cruelty.

Make note where you sit when in a horror flick and stay away from those chatty and / or easily scared kittens, which are easily spotted by being really chatty before the movie starts. They scream and squeal, adding their own soundtrack, and that’s what made the audience jump.

No after the credits.

Keywords: horror, thriller, horredy, dumbedy

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The much talked about initial nude scene of 2 women, 1 really obese and 1 that did not even look real but more like a manikin.

And just because it was set in Oxnard, CA, put the caption on! For a number of parts the movie was in Spanish and only got a handful of the people laughed because of the rest did not have a clue what was going on.

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